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NewsLaugh Exclusive! “Aye, Cap’n Bush, ‘Tis Not Only The Storm But The Navigation”; Join Bush with Mate Rummy in a Storm at Sea — Our Spoof of the Week

New York, NY (PRWEB) September 11, 2006

In this week’s free issue, NewsLaugh.com, The Sanely Funny Weekly Humor Magazine, presents “Aye, Cap’n Bush, ‘Tis Not Only The Storm But The Navigation” by humorist Tom Attea, as its pointed Spoof of the Week. Read how it begins and then click onto NewsLaugh.com to read it all:

“What a night to be at sea!” shouted brave Captain Bush into the rain-slashed, wind-whipped Middle Easter that had suddenly come upon The Good Ship USA.

“Yar, yar, ya got that right, Cap’n,” returned his faithful and once jocund first mate, Rummy, now hunkered down as he, too, braved the ceaseless wrath of the oncoming tempest.

Just then yet another mountain-size wave, black as the turban of a radical Muslim cleric, upturned and dumped its chilling contents on the creaking deck. The ship heaved under the impact, and even sure-footed Rummy lurched off balance. He quickly grabbed for Captain Bush’s arm, which was stalwartly clenched on the rebellious wheel.

“Careful, mate!” the captain cautioned.

“Aye, it’s a slippery deck, sir,” Rummy returned. “More slippery than I’ve seen in all me born days! And worse news yet!”

“What’s that, mate?”

“The crew, sir, is threatenin’ mutiny.”

“Mutiny, you say?” Captain Bush asked, squinting with intense concern.

“Yar, sir, I’ve heard mention of it.”

“Do you think they need a talkin’ to?”

“Well, Cap’n Bush, I’m afeard they had enough of talkin’ to. Their ears is overstuffed. They’re upset, sir, mighty upset!”

“But, mate, certainly they know I didn’t ask for the storm to come upon us? It just came howling down out of the blue.”

“Yar, yar, sir, they know that but,” Rummy dared to mention, “there’s scuttlebutt you took the wrong route through it.”

Other sanely funny features in this week’s free issue include:

Kofi Annan, The Middle East Repairman. Can His Handiwork Keep The Peace?

What? An Iranian With A Good Thought In His Cranium?

Chavez On US Oil Find In Gulf Of Mexico; Result Of Leak From Venezuela

Western Leaders Release Video; Urge Muslims To Convert

Tony Blair To Resign As British PM; Hopes To Run For US Vice President

Scientists Discover Gene That Controls Stupidity

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Each week, NewsLaugh.com presents humorous weekly articles under such headings as Sanely Funny Cover Story, Dreadline of the Week, Shreditorial, Washington Spin Din, Clever Monkey of the Week, and a Spoof of the Week.

About Tom Attea, humorist and creator of NewsLaugh.com:

Mr. Attea has had six shows produced Off-Broadway. Critics have called his comedy writing, “delightfully funny,” “witty,” with “great humor and ebullience” and “good, genuine laughs.”

He was awarded a grant as a playwright by New York’s Theater For The New City and co-wrote the first feature film Showtime produced.

He has extensive experience in news media. He wrote the recent campaign for The New York Sun, New York’s new broadsheet newspaper, “Illuminate Your World,” the classic campaign for Time Magazine, “There’s never been a greater need for understanding,” and the long-running theme for The Village Voice, “In this city, you need a Voice.” In broadcast media, he wrote the advertising that successfully introduced Lifetime television, “There’s nothing like a woman’s Lifetime,” and oversaw all the advertising for WABC TV and radio in New York.

The complete issue is available at http://www.newslaugh.com

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Tom Attea

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